For my big show December 2nd at the Old Church in Portland for the
Minor Key Concert Series
I'll be playing all the songs on my new EP which will be released on
that same day. Each of the songs tell a story (kind of like the ones in
my first album,
Stern Little Stories) and as a preview I wanted to release each song for a 24 hour period.
SECOND SONG: THE CANTEEN
(This song no longer available for free but is yours for $1.25 HERE. )
Some of my best memories of my touring days with Vagabond Opera was not only the shows we played but the people we stayed with. At the top of the list was Joey Almeida and his wife Barbara. Joey is the father of band member Xander Almeida and we always knew that once the gate was rolled back and the dog calmed down we had a place to lay our hats and so much more. After Joey made us dinner he'd regale us with tales of shark-hunting in the Pacific and crack jokes. And then the guitar would come out. Now I'll tell you a trade secret: many musicians, after their show, just want to relax quietly and I've always avoided playing music late into the night, or at all even, after a performance. Playing with Joey was always the exception.
There was something so infectious about his playing when he took out the guitar, and so inviting, that we'd all find ourselves on his back courtyard strumming and humming and singing along, to Johnny Cash songs, Tom Petty, and even Mariachi tunes (Joey's Mexican-American and proud of it), and surprises. New songs, new songwriters to me.
One of those songs was Robert Earl Keene's CHRISTMAS WITH THE FAMILY. Do yourself a favor and take four minutes out of your life to
listen. Hanging with Joey, then listening him sing that song inspired me to want to write a song, a funny song, a working class song, a song with alcohol and something with a Mariachi flavor. Those were my guideposts but I had to wait for real life events to inspire it.
A couple of years later I watched the screens of Midway airport as they inexplicably indicated "CANCELLED" for each and EVERY flight. As we all learned soon enough there had been a fire and a suicide and all sorts of stuff. You can actually read the story by Maria La Ganga in the
LA TIMES where I was interviewed about it or just read the quote about me here:
"As Howard was trying to kill himself in the air traffic
control center, Eric Stern was just waking up in a cot room at Chicago’s
Midway International Airport. The performance artist and
opera singer was en route to his Portland, Ore., home after a trip to
Philadelphia. What should have been an easy stopover in Chicago turned
into a nightmare, disrupted first by terrible weather and then by the
fire at the air traffic control center. “I have bad
luck,” he said at Midway. “I came from Philadelphia last night. That
flight was delayed three hours because of weather. When I got here, my
flight to Portland was already gone. They have cots here. I decided to
stay on a cot. “My flight was supposed to be this morning
at 8:30,” Stern continued. “They texted me and said it was delayed.
Then, like other people, I checked the board and it said ‘canceled.’ “I
have seen a number of people come in, look kind of stunned at the
departure screen because everything says ‘canceled.’ The next thing they
do is lift up their iPhones and take a picture,” Stern said
Here's what happened next: I walked to a motel, 'cause I was too cheap to take a cab. I found a canteen underneath the overpass and went back and forth between the canteen and the motel for two days, drinking and sleeping. I made a facebook post about it:
After venturing on foot from the Midway
airport. Restaurant Los Comales on 78th and Cicero. Portrait after
2.5 Coronas:
The guitar is wearing her mask for
carnivale, the one with the black flowers, and even though this is a
Mexican Cantina I hear Palmas beating on the radio and the hostess is
a girl leading into womanhood.I walked three miles to here, this
little box, a day of the dead coffin of a cantina, Oaxacan geckos
climbing the walls and a plastic flowered-shrine to Guadalupe.My table has only one leg, a leg of
blue and pink sugar skulls, a heart rendered in every forehead.You'll find me here now and maybe later
after the long blistering walk, past the home depots and the stupid
black-topped shined Olive Gardens and Friday's, some place called
Shenanigans, not a decent place for a thirst man for three miles
until this one, past the lubricating car stalls with chains of oil
cans hanging soup-belled over the concrete bays.
And just when you couldn't stand it
anymore the road lifted itself up, I expect a long trek over a
godless freeway but instead Black-Eyed Susans and Foxtails augured
and framed the railroad (not the freeway), it emerged like a wide
river, it was like the Mississippi River, that wide, and even though
we are of an age weary with fetishisation and glorification of the
great iron works the dams (Roll on Columbia!) and the rails, we crave
the world now on a smaller scale, sustainable as we say, I saw today
the color of white smoke billowing from the mighty sand blasters down
there, the hard scrabble men sledgehammering the spikes in the heat,
and it made me want to commission Diego Rivera to paint a mural of
and for the workers, made me want to give a Whitmanesque Yawp (I
did!) and brought into clear focus Sinclair, Bellows, Sandburg,
Theodore Dreiser and Richard Wright. Chicago!
I could have gotten on the train from
the airport and gone to the art museum.
But then I wouldn't have seen the
black-eyes Susans beckoning a vision of america where the "a"
is still capitalized. My regards then, facebook friends. The
cots are not for me, the proprietor has just bought me a beer and a
Lebanese friend is coming to meet me now. Tonight I will lay my body
down and push my breath into the mattress at the Saratoga Inn, the
low-shelf motel that lies somewhere between this flowering Cantina
coffin and the vision of the endless railroad ties.
Later I posted again:
People
are generous. I've been at the Cantina for more than three hours
talking to the owner about Mexico and Narco's and then my friend showed
up and we spoke of the civil war in Lebanon, and there were laughs and
comradeship and the owner kept making different drinks to try and
bringing us out taco salads and enchiladas and stuff we didn't order and
then at the end the bill was like nothing and I feel blessed by new
friendship and hospitality. Taqueria los Comales if you ever go...
And the song came together.
As for Amy (names have been changed to protect the privacy of ex-girlfriends)...that was a long time ago and none of your business.